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#SeasonsGreetings!#HappyHolidays! #IamChristmasAF! (at Orion at the Cascades)
My buddy Jimmie Dale Gilmore. You may know him as Smokey from the Big Lebowski. He played Bergfeld Park back in the early 90s.
Todd has not left the building! (He is going through stuff.)
Michigan what the f***! Do you like drinking that s*** water in Flint?
My liver is planning to make a concession speech about 11 p.m. #notreallyanalcoholic
News Flash! Louie Gohmert still a humongous douchebag!
For the life of me, I can’t figure out why those m************ on the local television stations won’t hire me to be their mother f****** political analyst.
newsflash: Gary Johnson is actually winning one County in Pennsylvania!