I had no idea that #Duke played football! #beatTAMU
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Alright Saints, it’s time to get the long underwear out for the trip to Philly. #whodat
Donna, Marissa and me goofing around on Christmas.
That “shoot your eye out movie” on #TBS sure is long”
Merry Christmas! (at Boyhood Home Of Todd Lestage National Shrine)
Like the McRib sandwich, my beard is back by popular demand! (Probably not true. McDonalds and I are both pretty lazy.)
Looks like I just wasted my money on these snow chains! Thanks Mark Scirto! #stormofthecentury
A sure sign of growing up is dreading snow days. Who am I kidding! Me grown up!?!?
I knew Alabama and Auburn were playing in the Iron Bowl, but I never knew Tennessee and Kentucky were playing in the Date Your Cousin Bowl!
Does anyone know how I can get into the multilevel marketing business?
I’m a rebel. I just enjoyed a Samuel Adams Winter Lager, and it’s still fall!
How come while cheering for the #Patriots, I have the urge to start chanting “#Yankees suck!”?
Sports teams should have no more than three uniforms. (I’m being generous!). It’s not a fashion show! #soapbox
Vern Lundquist will always be the “bowling for dollars” host to me! #wfaa #lsu #sec
Rashida Jones eats a bug; monster truck driver Darryl Drummond announces his retirement; Scott Aukerman helps a scorned spouse get closure; Reggie Watts; Rashida Jones; Horatio Sanz; Dave Foley; Jack McBrayer. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at IFC.
A lady holding an iPhone yesterday asked me if I had a phone book. I don’t think she quite understood the concept of a smart phone.
I just voted in the most uneventful election in my life. Really? A constitutional amendment for the official dipping sauce of Texas? #fail
Good memories of hanging out with Pop at the KCS depot when I was a kid. Occasionally, I’d get a train ride. (at Depot)
And the chants of “Yankees Suck!” begin in Boston.
I’m two years older than the Cardinals manager. This disturbs me. #worldseries
I was going to cheer for the #Cardinals, then I remembered how I can’t stand those homers Buck and McCarver. So… go #Bosox! #Napoli
I don’t mean to brag but I just schooled my eight-year-old niece in our rap off and dance off competition. Word!
Unless it says seedless grapes, they probably have seeds. #toomuchwork
#Wilco live on YouTube at ACLfest! #Cure at 10 p.m.!
Coco Crisp. Best name of a ball player since Cap’n Crunch, the utility infielder for the Expos in the late 70’s.
The A’s uniforms can be seen from the international space station. Home teams should wear white, and road teams should wear gray.
I’m waiting on the exterminator to come and take out the killer bees in my yard.
Sports at a glance. Nice win #Saints! 😥#Rangers! Go #Braves.
I am ready for October! September was weird and rough.
Events set in motion long ago move toward a conclusion. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at AMC.
Why is it called “Kids” Depot? This place rocks! A lot of short people though. (at Kids Depot)
My 8 year old niece is having a #BreakingBad themed birthday party!
“She said it was better to be kind than to be clever or good looking, I’m not clever or good looking. But I’m kind.” Thanks for watching Derek on Netflix! Spread kindness and keep watching to unlock even more fun stickers! Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at Netflix.
Senior Day at the East Texas State Fair! Some of these seniors look a little older than 18 if you ask me. #etsf
Unfortunately there is not a Instagram filter to make the Smith County Courthouse look attractive. The old courthouse was a real beauty from what I’ve seen in photos. #badarchitecture (at Smith County Court House)
Emmylou Harris and Rodney Crowell perform Return of the Grievous Angel.
Emmylou Harris and Rodney Crowell (at Majestic Theatre)
Great solo set from Rhett Miller! Did California Stars by Wilco and Woody Guthrie!
You’re a Paddy’s Pub Patron, but the real question is: do you own a Green Man suit? That’s 5 check-ins/visits to It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at FX.
Pop always said that it is important to enjoy your job. Some days are hectic, but I enjoy my job. #WisdomfromPop
Jerry Jones suspects Giants faked last two Super Bowl victories. #Cowboys
Breaking news! Jerry Jones admits Romo faking interceptions for past several years. #Cowboys